Word Perhect

Click on the link above to go to what I think should replace all Word Processing packages. Bearing in mind that Word Perhect (yes it is spelled correctly) is a technological representation of a shabby way of writing documents, could you not use it to write perfect documents? The whole thing is quite extensive and very funny so spend a few minutes there.

I read that a German circus director has gone on the run with one of his elephants after allegations of cruelty. The German police have admitted that this is a big test as failure to find them would not say much about their powers of detection. Maybe he thinks he is Hannibal Brooks.

There is a lovely sunrise here this morning though its peak has passed. In the West, it has left a very fethcing pink tinge on the line of clouds which follows the lie of the Mersey and the Coast of Lancashire.