The Surreal World Cup

I have broken my promise not not talk about it.

A Dring is a small variety of Armadillo with purple toes and a prediliction for old Albanian Movies. You may confuse it with the Lesser Spotted Drinx which is also an Armadillo but IT likes Azebijanian Movies and so is a quite different animal. Micheal Owen is being cloned 10 times but they are Genetically Modifying David Seaman so that his mustache will catch wide balls during penalties.