The Unbearable Naffness Of Being

I thought I would say it here but is it possible that Space Cadets may actually turn out to be a joke on us? I have been wondering whether Channel 4 could actually afford to send someone into space - and whether I could nominate someone for a one-way ticket. There has been some disquiet - my initial reaction - that this was a prank too far but what if it really is true.

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